Pink Blog

Can’t afford the $3300 price tag on a pink Vespa scooter? No problem! Pick up a wall decor version for just $637! It looks like a cake to us though. A tasty Vespa cake. Hmmm.

Your eyes do not deceive you, this is pink poop. You can have your very own half-inch pink poop for $4 plus shipping. Also known as lucky crap, lucky poo, lucky excrement, and golden lucky shit (apparently the gold kind is supposed to be extra-super-lucky, but I like the pink one better). For the golden [...]

For when gravity isn’t enough.

This is, reportedly, the world’s only pink Segway. It was made to be a charity auction item and bidding was to start at $7500 (a basic Segway starts around $5100). I have no idea if it ever sold; it was to benefit the Dana Farber Cancer Institute, a research and support organization. (Obviously the Segway [...]

In 2002, the Japanese company Takara released the Bow-Lingual. Reportedly, this device could tell you if your dog was happy, sad, frustrated, on-guard, assertive, or needy – all based on its bark. In 2003, the company followed up the Bowlingual’s success with the Meowlingual, designed to tell you how your cat was feeling. The product [...]

This is not a gun. It is a hair dryer. Yes, that’s right, a hair dryer. For only $35, you can get the Western Dryer from…Japan, of course. This is not a good idea, in my opinion. If you live anywhere but Japan, it has to get through customs, so you better hope the maker [...]

Not to obsess too much over Torrid, but I want to point out that they’re on the breast cancer awareness month bandwagon. This cute little change purse will hold some coins plus maybe a chapstick, and not much else! It’s perfect for the aforementioned skull purse

Weirdest. Pink. Product. Ever. It’s a lung trainer for you to improve your lung capacity. According to Iron Girl, the Power Breathe device can restore your breathing power, thereby increasing your exercise tolerance and your sports performance. And by the way, when it says “Inspiratory Muscle Trainer,” they’re talking about your muscles that you use [...]

I hate to say it, but it looks to me like this is a useless pink kit. I don’t know what possessed the pink toolbox people to come up with this, but it really doesn’t belong in a “kit” at all. The Pink PC Kit contains: A mousepad A wireless mouse (Bluetooth) A USB receiver [...]

It’s a, uh, chair. And you wear it. Not carry it around like those little combination cane/seat devices, you wear it. There are some distinct disadvantages to this, the least of which is that you look like a dork. According to the pictures, you can only sit on the floor with this. Of course if [...]