Pink Blog

Forget Care Bears, forget Build a Bear, forget teddy bears…this is a Swear Bear. It’s a girl, of course, and she suffers from PMS…”putting up with men’s sh*t!” and loudly tells you so in exactly so many words. She’s not even available yet, but you can pre-order her for $29.99. This [...]

It has been a LONG time since I’ve featured anything in the Adult Items category. But since I was talking about vibrating pink things yesterday, this seemed an appropriate time to mention The Cone. Because this blog is intended to be work-safe, I’m not going to tell you what to do with [...]

I’m going to try to write this with a straight face, but it may not work. See, when I hear “magic wand” I think of a certain implement made by Hitachi. And when I hear “high-speed vibrating tip” I do not think of bags under my eyes. But that’s exactly what [...]

I was of two minds about bringing you this particular pink product. It’s pretty cheap ($6 at Eden) and a nice shade of pink, but it’s really not that useful. It’s used for light tying-up purposes, but I’ve used this stuff before – for a photo shoot! – and it’s really, [...]

You know, I don’t really know what to make of this little toy. The product webpage refers to a “party in your pants” and 10 functions, but this looks like a very, very plain vibe to me. It’s unfortunate that they don’t give you anything in the pictures for scale, because I [...]

This is pink champagne, and it also happens to be called Pink. It’s an Australian sparkling wine from Yellowglen, which also makes a standard-color champagne called Yellow. We had the Pink version at my in-laws house not too long ago and I was immediately tickled by the name and I knew I [...]

I want to make it clear: this blog is going to be safe for work. There is an “Adult Items” category, but there will never be anything that isn’t safe for work. For example, the pink personal lubricant post had a picture of what looks like a perfume bottle. The picture [...]

Perhaps this is kind of an odd item, but I thought it was so funny that they were calling to the “pink” market with the name! This is a personal lubricant that comes in a bottle virtually indistinguishable from a perfume spray bottle. It is a silicone lubricant, which means it’s not [...]