09 Jan
Swear Bear
Forget Care Bears, forget Build a Bear, forget teddy bears…this is a Swear Bear. It’s a girl, of course, and she suffers from PMS…”putting up with men’s sh*t!” and loudly tells you so in exactly so many words. She’s not even available yet, but you can pre-order her for $29.99. This reminds me of a little stuffed beaver I bought in San Francisco 10 years ago…she wore a little pearl necklace and pink skirt and said things like “me love you loooong time!” and other colorful phrases. Ah, whimsy!