04 Sep
Gorilla Suit
So I’m looking at a blog, and someone mentions the pink credit card costume. Hmm, not bad. But I thought to myself, this isn’t completely pink. You have to wear a lot of black. So I set out looking for a better pink costume. I looked at the sassy cupid, the sexy cowboy, the poodle skirt, the flamingo…and then I saw it. The pink gorilla suit. I don’t think there is anything better than a pink gorilla suit. In fact, I should probably just stop the blog, because nothing beats a pink gorilla suit. The pink gorilla suit trumps all. I have discovered the ultimate pink thing, I can die happy. And if I had $120, I’d get it and die happy in a pink gorilla suit.