Facial Massager (We Swear)
I’m going to try to write this with a straight face, but it may not work. See, when I hear “magic wand” I think of a certain implement made by Hitachi. And when I hear “high-speed vibrating tip” I do not think of bags under my eyes. But that’s exactly what the Magic Wand Facial Massager claims to do. I admit it is shaped a little funny for what I was thinking of, and $26 is kind of a lot to pay for this particular product, but still…that’s what I think of.
If you want to use it on your face, though, you can do that too. It’s supposed to eliminate bags under your eyes by simulating the fingertip movements of a trained therapist. It’s also supposed to encourage skin renewal and repair…I guess I don’t know enough about how skin cells regenerate to evaluate it in that capacity. But why do you have to buy a special implement for this? Can’t you just use your Dream Egg instead?