25 Sep
Petal Pink Toaster
It’s pink, it’s a toaster, it’s $240. I am honestly not sure why a two-slice toaster would be $240, even if it does have an ejection lever and extra-wide slots to accommodate bagels and the like. I mean…it’s a toaster. It also comes with a “sandwich cage” with a built-in drip tray. But still…it’s a toaster. And yes, I get that it was lovingly handcrafted hand-assembled in England. I even get that it has an adjustable back foot so if you can’t afford to have your counter fixed so it’s truly horizontal (because you’ve spent so much on this toaster), you’ll still be safe from sliding hot bread. But come on. It’s a toaster. And it’s $240. Regularly $300 in fact. What the hell?