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17 Sep

Dream Egg

Dream Egg You know, I don’t really know what to make of this little toy. The product webpage refers to a “party in your pants” and 10 functions, but this looks like a very, very plain vibe to me. It’s unfortunate that they don’t give you anything in the pictures for scale, because I think this must be an awfully tiny device - or else you’re going to walk around like you have a giant egg between your legs. I’ve never really thought of remote control vibes as solo toys, but I guess you could play with this on the subway by keeping the control in your coat pocket…or something. But hey, it’s phthalate-free and latex-free, so you can use it without worrying about allergies or other unhealthy effects! It requires a bunch of batteries, and probably goes through them quickly, but it does come with a starter set at least.

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    Pink Blog » Blog Archive » Facial Massager (We Swear) Says:

    [...] capacity. But why do you have to buy a special implement for this? Can’t you just use your Dream Egg [...]

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