Hello Kitty: Bug Killer
It took me a while to figure out what this spray bottle contains, but I finally realized that “harokiteisukinbepumisuto” is Hello Kitty Skin Vapor Mist - in other words, bug spray. Apparently Japanese bugs only bite people on the hands, feet, and neck, because those are the only places they recommend spraying the “Skin Vape” product. Once summer is over and you’ve exhausted the bug spray, you can refill it with something else and you have an instant Hello Kitty spray bottle. (Most of the label is in Japanese anyway, so it’s up to you to remember what’s in it.)
If your bug problems are too overwhelming for the bug spray to handle, there’s also a Vape mosquito killer. Until the Hello Kitty gun becomes a reality (that’s a photoshop job), this might be the most deadly Hello Kitty product out there. (I’m keeping my eyes peeled for a Hello Kitty chainsaw, though.) Google Translate comes up with an unintentionally funny tagline for the Vape: Entrust also insect suppression to the kitty! But she’ll swear to her dying day that she’s really just in waste management…