Juicy Couture Camp Survival Kit
Most of the places where I saw this Juicy Couture product mentioned expressed surprise that it was called a “survival” kit, but didn’t come with a knife, matches, etc. But I ask you: what kind of camp does the typical Juicy Couture customer go to? That’s right, Idol Camp. And what does she need there? That’s right, a cute little pillow, a cute little bag, postcards to send to the kids who couldn’t afford to go, etc. So this is the perfect survival kit for the type of person who would be buying anything with Juicy Couture on it! The three shades of pink plus one shade of brown is a little shocking though, they would have done better with white instead of brown. But hey, who am I to question Juicy’s sense of style? This thing is a whopping $95 at Neiman-Marcus.
The fabric is not actually meant to be high-fashion camo but to represent the user’s brain exploding. The brown represents the shit therein.
June 7th, 2007 at 8:49 pm